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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Och, lassie, let's you an' me go grey disgracefully!" |
| The Geek | Uhura is busy. The crewman is monitoring. |
| Captain 8472 | Uhura: Scotty, can you help me with my translation equipment? Scotty: First, ya need to exercise your tongue. |
| Captain 8472 | Scotty: Uhura, you know this could make Spock jealous. Uhura: That is the point. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye Lassie... but only when I'm OFF duty... I’m an ugly drunk when I’m ON duty.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: “Mr. Scott… If you mention getting your hands on my ‘ample nacelles’ just one more time, you’ll be removing my foot from your cargo bay.” |
| Captain 8472 | “Lassie, think you chipped a tooth.” |
| Chromedome | "Beam me up, Scotty!" |
| Chromedome | "We've got to stop meeting like this. People will talk." |
| Chromedome | "Och, sexual harrassment at work! Why did I nae get any o' this in the orginal series?" |
| MR. WORF | Uhura : Mr. Scott , I believe I have another engineer in the oven. |
| MR. WORF | Uhura : Scotty !!!! My god man, you sent me into warp drive last night !!!! Thank You !! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Mr. Scott, open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say 'AAAAAHHH'." Scotty: "Aye, lassie... but I'd step back a wee bit if I was you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye... but only when I'm off duty." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye, I am." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Ye cannae change the laws of attraction." Scotty: "That's MY line, Lassie... and yes, we CAN change them." |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, I appreciate the attempt, but you are not Kirk and we are not being mind controlled.” |
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