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| Uhura: "Mr. Scott... My eyes are UP HERE." |
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| The sound of one hand clapping. |
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Uhura: I don't understand that either. I partook of the first interracial kiss on television, and yet some of those children STILL grew up to be racists.
Scotty: BASTARDS! |
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| Uhura: Focus. I know the fifth movie sucks, but we still have our obligations. We owe it to our nerds. |
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| Here we see Scotty, just after an unfortunate attempt to mansplain engineering to Uhura. We also see Uhura's characteristic response. |
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| Here we see Uhura engaging in her infamous Inverse Bitch-Slap. |
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| Due to his many years of experience with alcoholic drinks, Scotty is a human breathalyzer. |
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| “Mr. Scott, if you value your life, stay out of your quarters for the t few hours.” |
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| “Mr. Scott, if you say one word about what you saw last night, you will wish you were shoved into the warp core while it is at full power.” |
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| "Hello, Sugarlump!" |
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Uhura: "Now tell me Scotty... The discharge... What color is it."
Scotty: "Well lassie... It's... It's green." |
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| "Lassie, ye be off target for a Vulcan neck pinch." |
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| Spock's Brain sequel: Scott's Cheek. |
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| "Mr Scott, where are the tribbles?" |
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Aye , why do you have a Phaser pointed at my stomach ??
Mr. Scott , I think you gave a little STD last night. Not Wise !! |
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"Uhura, did you manage to download that broadcast I wanted?"
"Of course I did. At first I thought it was a euphemism, but it really is just Nude Socket Wrench Home Workout!" |
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| Come away with me, and we will all the pleasures prove. |
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| "The upside is we get to gaze into each others eyes for a whole month until they give us a caption." |
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| "There is an alien life form on your upper lip." |
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Uhura: Mr Scott, why are you talking to me right now? Doesn’t the warp core need your attention?
Scotty: The warp core is taking a nap right now. |
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| I'm not as think as you drunk I am. |
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Scotty: "I missed, ye, Uhura. Did you miss me?"
Uhura: "Since I last saw you three hours ago at the bar? Not really." |
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Scotty: "In case you're wonderin', that ain't a phaser I got in my pocket. I'm just happy to see ye."
Uhura: "I have a phaser in MY pocket. Do I really need to use it?" |
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Scotty: "Uhura, you're the warp core that warms me body; you're the stars that draw me eyes and light me day; you're the phaser that sears me heart--"
Uhura: "And I'm the woman putting your drunk ass to bed. Now let's get a move on, Scotty." |
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Scotty: "So what do ye think of me, Uhura?"
Uhura: "Not much. Now, let's get you to bed." |
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Scotty: "So what do ye think of me, Uhura?"
Uhura: "Alright, that's enough whiskey for you." |
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| Star Trek: When Scotty Met Uhura |
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| Star Trek: Romeo and Juliet |
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"Is that a tool in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Ummm. Which pocket?" |
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| "Kiss me, you fool." |
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| “Mr. Scott, let me give you a piece of advice. You should not love the ship you work on more than the person you are romantically involved with. Our captain is the prime example of that.” |
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| Uhura: “Yes Mr. Scott… I HAVE seen a grown man naked, I DO NOT like gladiator movies and I have NEVER been in a Turkish prison… And DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!” |
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| The Starfleet entry to the Eurovision Song Contest ... nul points. |
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| "Och, lassie, let's you an' me go grey disgracefully!" |
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| Uhura is busy. The crewman is monitoring. |
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Uhura: Scotty, can you help me with my translation equipment?
Scotty: First, ya need to exercise your tongue. |
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Scotty: Uhura, you know this could make Spock jealous.
Uhura: That is the point. |
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Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk."
Scotty: "Aye Lassie... but only when I'm OFF duty... I’m an ugly drunk when I’m ON duty.” |
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| Uhura: “Mr. Scott… If you mention getting your hands on my ‘ample nacelles’ just one more time, you’ll be removing my foot from your cargo bay.” |
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| “Lassie, think you chipped a tooth.” |
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| "Beam me up, Scotty!" |
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| "We've got to stop meeting like this. People will talk." |
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| "Och, sexual harrassment at work! Why did I nae get any o' this in the orginal series?" |
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Uhura : Mr. Scott , I believe I have another engineer in the oven.
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| Uhura : Scotty !!!! My god man, you sent me into warp drive last night !!!! Thank You !! |
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Uhura: "Mr. Scott, open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say 'AAAAAHHH'."
Scotty: "Aye, lassie... but I'd step back a wee bit if I was you." |
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Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk."
Scotty: "Aye... but only when I'm off duty." |
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Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk."
Scotty: "Aye, I am." |
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Uhura: "Ye cannae change the laws of attraction."
Scotty: "That's MY line, Lassie... and yes, we CAN change them." |
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| “Mr. Scott, I appreciate the attempt, but you are not Kirk and we are not being mind controlled.” |
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