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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "There is an alien life form on your upper lip." |
| Captain 8472 | Uhura: Mr Scott, why are you talking to me right now? Doesn’t the warp core need your attention? Scotty: The warp core is taking a nap right now. |
| N'tran DS 12 | I'm not as think as you drunk I am. |
| SlipperyStream47 | Scotty: "I missed, ye, Uhura. Did you miss me?" Uhura: "Since I last saw you three hours ago at the bar? Not really." |
| SlipperyStream47 | Scotty: "In case you're wonderin', that ain't a phaser I got in my pocket. I'm just happy to see ye." Uhura: "I have a phaser in MY pocket. Do I really need to use it?" |
| SlipperyStream47 | Scotty: "Uhura, you're the warp core that warms me body; you're the stars that draw me eyes and light me day; you're the phaser that sears me heart--" Uhura: "And I'm the woman putting your drunk ass to bed. Now let's get a move on, Scotty." |
| SlipperyStream47 | Scotty: "So what do ye think of me, Uhura?" Uhura: "Not much. Now, let's get you to bed." |
| SlipperyStream47 | Scotty: "So what do ye think of me, Uhura?" Uhura: "Alright, that's enough whiskey for you." |
| SlipperyStream47 | Star Trek: When Scotty Met Uhura |
| SlipperyStream47 | Star Trek: Romeo and Juliet |
| Chromedome | "Is that a tool in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" "Ummm. Which pocket?" |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Kiss me, you fool." |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, let me give you a piece of advice. You should not love the ship you work on more than the person you are romantically involved with. Our captain is the prime example of that.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: “Yes Mr. Scott… I HAVE seen a grown man naked, I DO NOT like gladiator movies and I have NEVER been in a Turkish prison… And DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!” |
| Chromedome | The Starfleet entry to the Eurovision Song Contest ... nul points. |
| Chromedome | "Och, lassie, let's you an' me go grey disgracefully!" |
| The Geek | Uhura is busy. The crewman is monitoring. |
| Captain 8472 | Uhura: Scotty, can you help me with my translation equipment? Scotty: First, ya need to exercise your tongue. |
| Captain 8472 | Scotty: Uhura, you know this could make Spock jealous. Uhura: That is the point. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye Lassie... but only when I'm OFF duty... I’m an ugly drunk when I’m ON duty.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: “Mr. Scott… If you mention getting your hands on my ‘ample nacelles’ just one more time, you’ll be removing my foot from your cargo bay.” |
| Captain 8472 | “Lassie, think you chipped a tooth.” |
| Chromedome | "Beam me up, Scotty!" |
| Chromedome | "We've got to stop meeting like this. People will talk." |
| Chromedome | "Och, sexual harrassment at work! Why did I nae get any o' this in the orginal series?" |
| MR. WORF | Uhura : Mr. Scott , I believe I have another engineer in the oven. |
| MR. WORF | Uhura : Scotty !!!! My god man, you sent me into warp drive last night !!!! Thank You !! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Mr. Scott, open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say 'AAAAAHHH'." Scotty: "Aye, lassie... but I'd step back a wee bit if I was you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye... but only when I'm off duty." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Oh, Mr. Scott... You're so cute when you're drunk." Scotty: "Aye, I am." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Ye cannae change the laws of attraction." Scotty: "That's MY line, Lassie... and yes, we CAN change them." |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, I appreciate the attempt, but you are not Kirk and we are not being mind controlled.” |
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