Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	The Doctor coming to the realization that Kes actually has sex with Neelix.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	The Doctor has just activated his "Astonishment Subroutine".
Frankie Chestnuts	Always trying to expand his range of experiences, here we see The Doctor experiencing Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Frankie Chestnuts	Always trying to expand his range of experiences, here we see The Doctor experiencing Explosive Diarrhea.
J. J. Biggs	Yousa gots more hair than Mace Windu.
SlipperyStream47	"NO, I will NOT euthanize your lizard babies, nor will I adopt them, Captain! If you don't want them, shoot them out the airlock or let Neelix adopt them! Though there's no guarantee he won't try to use their...extra nutritional value to 'spice up' the soup next week."
SlipperyStream47	"Chief Medical Officer's log, stardate 48474.7: Today was a dark day. I witnessed a horrendous event. The Captain, who had been unable to snort her warp plasma-infused black coffee grounds for an entire week, became bestial and mauled several nurses. We couldn't inject enough of her special caffeine in time, and before she killed anyone else, we tragically had to put her down. We mourn her loss."
SlipperyStream47	Apparently Klingon sex is graphic enough to scar a hologram, too.
Chromedome	Doctor: "You have hyperchondria!" Paris: "What? On top of everything else?"
Frankie Chestnuts	1) The Doctor downloads dentist subroutine. 2) His first customer, Neelix, enters Sickbay (See photo above). 3) The Doctor deletes dentist subroutine.
The Geek	A software glitch leaves the Doctor with 'Resting Shocked Face'.
Chromedome	"The Snowman? I had to do a carrot-ectomy. He's recovering in the freezer."
Horta not Vorta	After Tuvok lets rip a Vulcan death fart in Sickbay.
Miss Marple	EMH: Mr Paris, I have warned you and Mr Kim to STOP playing Oregon Trail on the Holodeck. Now you are going to die of dysentery!
Frankie Chestnuts	The Doctor: “I’m sure you’ll be fine Mr. Paris, just as long as you didn’t have the Sea Bass at lunch… You DIDN’T have the Sea Bass, did you?”
Captain 8472	“What?! When did Starfleet stop supporting my program?!”
Frankie Chestnuts	Torres: “Good news Doctor! We decided to change your appearance and personality. The crew voted and chose Doctor Chaotica as the template. He has a better bedside manner and doesn’t sing opera." EMH: “I don’t understand… How is that good news?” Torres: “Well… It’s good news for US.”
Frankie Chestnuts	Here are the nominations for The First Star Trek Pompous A-Hole Awards: 1. Commander William T. Riker (TNG) 2. The Un-Named Doctor (Voyager) 3. Dr. Julian Bashir (DS9) 4. All the genetically engineered humans / Augments (TOS, TWoK, Enterprise) 5. Charles Emerson Winchester (M*A*S*H, Seasons 6-11) 6. Cap. James T. Kirk (TOS & Movies) 7. Gul Dukat (DS9, Really.. what a dick!) . And the winner is…
Frankie Chestnuts	Nelix: "You know the thing about a shark, doctor, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces." EMH: "Pardon?"
Frankie Chestnuts	You think YOU’RE old?? I had to use quills and papyrus! And THAT was a step up from bronze chisels and stone tablets.
Captain 8472	EMH: What? Why are you moving my program to a new server?
Frankie Chestnuts	The Doctor: “NO Mr. Neelix. You DO NOT need to be naked for me to treat your headache!!”
Captain 8472	“Doctor, your singing is worse than Shatner’s.”
Chromedome	As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew someone had messed with the language settings: "I put the handies in the schpork and mush togetherlinks, bork bork bork!"
Frankie Chrstnuts	The Doctor: “Mr. Neelix… I’ve been meaning to ask you this for some time… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!””

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