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I'd fall 12+ feet onto a hard concrete surface and likely be seriously injured or die.

How about you?

I would move from my office chair, the another office chair infront of an identical work station...

I'd teleport half above and half "into" my neighbours driveway. Talk about a telefrag!

I'd fall one story, and land in the bins / trash.

I pick myself up off the floor and walk back to my computer.

I'd teleport on top of a woman who is rather pretty. Then I get my ass handed to me by her rather large husband.

I'd end up on the back patio, on an Amish-made glider chair, watching the crazy-ass squirrels chase each other round and round.

Now if I teleported to the RIGHT 10 feet: I'd still be in my office, bah humbug!

If there was teleportation, I'd go to a snow-capped peak somewhere, as I am done with summer!

I would be sitting/standing in rocky dirt in my backyard, between the wall of my house and a wooden fence. Actually, I would be closer to the wall. If it was 9 feet, I would be partly IN the wall.

Varthikes wrote:I would be sitting/standing in rocky dirt in my backyard, between the wall of my house and a wooden fence. Actually, I would be closer to the wall. If it was 9 feet, I would be partly IN the wall.

Then let us be glad it's ten feet.

I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed

McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed

Naps are highly underrated.

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:

McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed

Naps are highly underrated.

I enjoy my post work naps. It's like a brain reset.

McAvoy wrote:

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:

McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed

Naps are highly underrated.

I enjoy my post work naps. It's like a brain reset.

I believe that's a fairly-accurate way to describe them.