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Your Rear has an Admiral

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And I just made Rear Admiral. 'Bout damn time.
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Welcome to the club, Admiral. :)

Here's your Oberth, and a shipment of booze. We're a little short on strippers, I'm afraid.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:We're a little short on strippers, I'm afraid
sorry, got the last set when I was prommoted :mrgreen:
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Yeah sorry, all we got left is this...

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well, his boobs are showing :P
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:lol:
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Teaos wrote:Yeah sorry, all we got left is this...

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omg! Let me stay Captain for the love of god!
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It is strangely hypnotic. "Look into my folds..."
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I find it interesting you cant even tell what he's wearing... if anything.
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Teaos wrote:I find it interesting you cant even tell what he's wearing... if anything.
I'd assume that black patch on his crotch is not his genitals.

Though, I could be wrong...
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Thats just shadow, cant tell whats under that...
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At least he's even with us - we can't see his willie, he hasn't in years.
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Aye. You never see a morbidly obese old person!

He looks a bit like Matt Lucas from 'Little Britain' :)

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Re: Your Rear has an Admiral

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...why in the hell would he have recorded himself?
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