Your Rear has an Admiral
Your Rear has an Admiral
And I just made Rear Admiral. 'Bout damn time.
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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Welcome to the club, Admiral.
Here's your Oberth, and a shipment of booze. We're a little short on strippers, I'm afraid.
Here's your Oberth, and a shipment of booze. We're a little short on strippers, I'm afraid.
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sorry, got the last set when I was prommotedTsukiyumi wrote:We're a little short on strippers, I'm afraid
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Yeah sorry, all we got left is this...
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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well, his boobs are showing
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Teaos wrote:Yeah sorry, all we got left is this...
omg! Let me stay Captain for the love of god!
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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My eyes!
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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It is strangely hypnotic. "Look into my folds..."
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I find it interesting you cant even tell what he's wearing... if anything.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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I'd assume that black patch on his crotch is not his genitals.Teaos wrote:I find it interesting you cant even tell what he's wearing... if anything.
Though, I could be wrong...
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Thats just shadow, cant tell whats under that...
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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At least he's even with us - we can't see his willie, he hasn't in years.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Aye. You never see a morbidly obese old person!
He looks a bit like Matt Lucas from 'Little Britain'
He looks a bit like Matt Lucas from 'Little Britain'
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”