How would Kirk deal with...

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The Macrovirus.
I just saw the episode, maybe an hour ago, and I was wondering, how would Kirk have delt with it with his technology.

Also, this thread is for our musings on how Kirk would have delt with other threats that the other captains faced.
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He would've found some way to get shirtless, and then either kicked its ass, talked it to death, or possibly slept with it. :)
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Tsukiyumi wrote:He would've found some way to get shirtless, and then either kicked its ass, talked it to death, AND possibly slept with it. :)
Fixed it for you. :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
Ok then. I think that third one might be a little difficult... and dangerous.
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If anyone could do it, Kirk could.
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He'd shoot diamonds into its heart. Even if it didn't have a heart, he'd shoot diamonds into it.
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When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.

I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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He'd shoot diamonds into its heart. Even if it didn't have a heart, he'd shoot diamonds into it.
I was about to use the diamond line myself... but you forgot that he would first build a bamboo cannon.
When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.

I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
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kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.

I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
Yeah, seriously. Ouch. :lol:
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kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.

I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
The way woman were after him, maybe he did! :wink:
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He wouldn't be able to deal with the macrovirus. No EMH means no one to be immune to the disease.
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kostmayer wrote:When you say shoot diamonds, I assume you mean in the act of killing it, and not sleeping with it.

I know Kirk is an amazing fella and all, but I doubt even he ejaculates precious minerals.
:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, I mean killing it! :P
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SuperSaiyaMan12 wrote:He wouldn't be able to deal with the macrovirus. No EMH means no one to be immune to the disease.
Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.
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stitch626 wrote:
Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.
Or a HAZMAT/enviroment suit. Wait, they had those.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
stitch626 wrote:
Ok, lets say, just for arguments sake, that... Q gave him an EMH for the day.
Or a HAZMAT/enviroment suit. Wait, they had those.
Something tells me that didn't work, or else Janeway would have used them in the episode.
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