There's a Replicator in your kitchen.....

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There's a Replicator in your kitchen.....

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One Saturday morning, you get up and head to the kitchen to get yourself some breakfast. Sitting on top of the counter is a standard Replicator.
What do you do?

Oh, and the first smart-ass that comes up "I order some tea, Earl Grey, hot." gets their house bombed by an orbiting Beliskner.
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Break out the 12 Gauge, what exactly should I be doing with it? After it's dead I sell the pieces to General Dynamics Land Systems.
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replicate a whole bunch of different Curry dishes.
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Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.
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Captain Seafort wrote:Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.
And that's how you deal with all the other oversized metal spiders in your life, is it? :wink:

I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.
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Mikey wrote:I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.
Indeed. They're basically a bunch of giant metal spiders that can absorb fire from energy weapons, hack computers, and combine to build starships. There's a brief explanation of them here, from their first episode, "Nemesis".
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Start making omelets until it get's it the way I like it.
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I wonder if my brother's sword would kill it...
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Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.
I hear that 8)
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)
I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about? :wink:
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)
I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about? :wink:
Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious. :roll:
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious. :roll:
I know, I was teasing you. That would be on the list to.
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It's a standard Replicator (big metal spiders).
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