If you could change one thing
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Weyoun the Dancing Borg
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JudgeKing
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Re: If you could change one thing
Put Manny Coto in charge from the start.
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thelordharry
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Re: If you could change one thing
Make Scott Bakula play Captain Archer but in the style of Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap.
Every time he comes up against a angry Klingon or spatial anomoly of the week, he can utter 'oh boy!' with all the hilarity that ensues...
Every time he comes up against a angry Klingon or spatial anomoly of the week, he can utter 'oh boy!' with all the hilarity that ensues...
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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At least Dr. Beckett could kick some a$$. Archer was just a nice little punching bag. I kept waiting for Archer to be standing on the bridge and get covered in a blue light, then go "Oh boy". After all, Beckett's leaps were supposed to become harder and on a grander scale.thelordharry wrote:Make Scott Bakula play Captain Archer but in the style of Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap.
Every time he comes up against a angry Klingon or spatial anomoly of the week, he can utter 'oh boy!' with all the hilarity that ensues...
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: If you could change one thing
My memory of the series is vague at best, but didn't Beckett leap into Lee Harvey Oswald at one point?
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Re: If you could change one thing
Well, at least Archer was a better fighter than a speech-giver.
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Mikey
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Re: If you could change one thing
Actually, I had no problem with his speech.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: If you could change one thing
His speeches were short and sweet. His getting the stuffing kicked out of him were rather painful to watch. We was completely curbstomped by Malikai the Augment, whereas Kirk at least put up a good fight against Khan.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: If you could change one thing
Archer got his ass kicked in virtualy every fight he went into.
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Re: If you could change one thing
I find losing fights to be the most endearing part of Jonathan Archer. He's human.
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Re: If you could change one thing
He's a wuss.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: If you could change one thing
If Picard can kick ass, then Archer should be able to. Hell, just look at the amount of times Kirk kicked ass.
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Re: If you could change one thing
Kirk is an unfair comparison for anyone. What got me about Archer's fight record was that he was shown, as far as fighting was concerned, to not be able to find his own a** with both hands and a hunting dog. Yet, he squares off against Shran - a member of a physically superior, warrior race - in a duel fought with weapons which were native to Shran and completely unfamiliar to Archer and yet all of a sudden becomes skilled enought to subdue Shran. WTF?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: If you could change one thing
See! Archer had been faking it every time he lost. Didn't Archer also defeat a Vulcan? I know I saw him beat up a Vulcan on Vulcan. So, if Archer is facing an opponent of equal or lesser strength, he will lose. If he faces something with superior strength, speed and stamina, he will win. Therefore I feel Archer has been faking the losses. Possibly for sympathy, or more likely, for betting purposes.Mikey wrote:Kirk is an unfair comparison for anyone. What got me about Archer's fight record was that he was shown, as far as fighting was concerned, to not be able to find his own a** with both hands and a hunting dog. Yet, he squares off against Shran - a member of a physically superior, warrior race - in a duel fought with weapons which were native to Shran and completely unfamiliar to Archer and yet all of a sudden becomes skilled enought to subdue Shran. WTF?
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Re: If you could change one thing
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.