The DITL Fleet

[Uzume]

Yeah...." The President might have a cold tomorrow, how bad it is, is up to you." Thirteen Days, the movie.

[Sonic Glitch]

BTW Staplic, did you ever get around to editing my entry?

[Lt. Staplic]

BTW Staplic, did you ever get around to editing my entry?

not yet....just wait for it though

[Sonic Glitch]

BTW Staplic, did you ever get around to editing my entry?

not yet....just wait for it though

uh-huh, sure....

[Captain Seafort]

not yet....just wait for it though

That's what Foxy said about Insurrection a year and a half ago.

[Lt. Staplic]

USS Me, Myself &I-Sonic Glitch

The USS MM&I is a relatively interesting ship to study. It is one of the few ships that has been largely involved in fleet affairs, making major contributions and additions to fleet activity and intelligence, yet somehow remains below the radar for enemy and friendly forces. Many reasons could be suggested for this, if any historian took the time to look at the ship in detail. The only thing that is well known is that her captain has a deep admiration for the doctor of the original Enterprise voyages: Dr. McCoy. Recently, the captain also had a bit of holiday frenzy, decorating the ship extravagantly, and refusing /forgetting to take down the decorations. Fortunately, he has finally consisted to the task, and has returned to his duties. In a recent mission, the computer of the ship crashed while they were in the middle of operations, desperate, the captain digitized himself to become the ships computer. In a cruel twist of fate however he discovered that his computer, and now himself, had been programed with Windows Super Nova XIIXI. The ship was rechristened the Sonic Glitch due to this defect, and while the computer/captain remains optimistic that he may one day be freed and cured of the terror, the leader of the Daystrom Fleet isn't sure if it will ever happen.

[Lt. Staplic]

and as a note, yet I know that XIIXI isn't a real roman numeral...this is windows, it can't make sense.

[Sonic Glitch]

I like it! Well played my friend, well played.

[Lt. Staplic]

thank you. Thank you, I'll be here all week 8)

[Sionnach Glic]

What about me?

[JudgeKing]

USS Sionnach Glic NCC-86374
The USS Sionnach Glic was one of the most well known ships in the fleet because of its many victories in battle. The captain of the ship was responsible for making 255 first contacts and inviting them all into the Federation that made the USS Sionnach Glic the flagship of Starfleet. Anyone who goes up against it is doomed to die.

That good enough?

[kostmayer]

Something about it undergoing an extensive refit that consisted of the name on outside of the ship being changed just to see if anyone noticed.

[Lt. Staplic]

USS Sionnach Glic NCC-86374
The USS Sionnach Glic was one of the most well known ships in the fleet because of its many victories in battle. The captain of the ship was responsible for making 255 first contacts and inviting them all into the Federation that made the USS Sionnach Glic the flagship of Starfleet. Anyone who goes up against it is doomed to die.

That good enough?

The point is more to exaggerate something funny about the person than just creating a ship with each of our names.

Something like:

USS Sinnach Glic

The SG showed up in the Daystrom fleet mysteriously after a mission. While there was some initial confusion, it didn't take long for the rest of the fleet to realize the ship was really the Rochey, with a new name on the hull. Not suprisingly it was the requests to transfer off the ship in a similar fashon to the former USS Rochey that gave it away.

[Mark]

USS Phantom Renegade

This ship appeared to be a new class production with a fresh Captain. However, it was considered odd that this Captain would consistently refuse visual ship to ship communication. After several such communications one astute Captain brought a suspicion to the Admiralty and both the GK and the IK were dispatched to investigate. Upon further investigation by a task force consisting of the Starships Rochey, Mikey, Teaos (finally spelled correctly on the hull), the Seafort, Tsuki, and the Mark were able to uncover that this ship was merely one of the missing and presumed destroyed USS Blackstar ships, which had been re-named in an effort to sneak back into the fleet. Upon hir arrest, the Captain simply shrugged hir shoulders and stated s\he was bored and had nothing better to do.

[Mikey]

You know, I'm still waiting for the photoshopped Chakat skin to hang on my av.