DITL Battle #1 Comments

[Sionnach Glic]

I find it interesting that when you write, you use the (typical) UK spelling of the word "tonne," but still use the Americanized "fuckton." Anyway, is that greater or less than an English fuckton?

They're the same; I just goofed up on which system I was using and spelled it wrong.

That conversion ratio bears a striking resemblance to the beginning of pi.

[stitch626]

So Rochey, maybe this will continue after Christmas?

[Lt. Staplic]

I definately hope so, I've been waiting for the boom for forever.

[Reliant121]

"Silence! I kill you!"

[Sionnach Glic]

What he said.

I'll get the results up later today. Just chilling around the house for now.

[stitch626]

:: 3 days later ::


In all seriousness, I want to say well done to Mark. You have been an honorable opponent.
And thank you to Rochey for getting this started and for your wonderful moderation (though your dice could use some "fixing").
And good luck to the next contenders.

[Mark]

Stitch.......it's been fun, I gotta say.

Of course, to be honest, it will be more fun if I can blow YOU up instead of getting blown up myself.

[Lt. Staplic]

And good luck to the next contenders

thanks hope my Defiant can hold up long enough agains the Noreaxean to put on a show

[Sionnach Glic]

Thank you Stitch.

Well, I've begun working out the results of the recent Tac Phase, and....well, let's just say that I think the battle is going to be decided here. On a whim, I decided to ask the Magic 8-Ball how the battle will end. It does not bode well for one particular captain:


Oh dear. Results should be up soon.

[Sionnach Glic]

Poor Mark!

[Lt. Staplic]

well, at least you had good run...I'd just be thankful my saucer section didn't desintegrate with the Warp Core Breach.

[Sionnach Glic]

Technicaly, Mark can still fight on with his phasers for the next three turns. And he could try ramming him, though without engines it'd be the slowest ramming in the history of the Federation.

So he now has just two options: surrender, or go down fighting.

[Lt. Staplic]

ya, and what was it we were saying about Mark's phasers at the beginning...I think useless was the term we used.

[stitch626]

Oh my goodness that was amazing. Talk about a lucky hit.

And he could try ramming him, though without engines it'd be the slowest ramming in the history of the Federation.

So true.

Of course, my engines are in the same state, temporarily.

[Mark]

"What do we have left?"

"Just the batteries, sir!"

Damnit. Well, only one thing left a Starfleet Officer would do, I guess.

Abandon ship, and set the auto destruct sequence.

Good fight Stitch!!!!