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Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!
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Captain Seafort
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Re: Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
Re: Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!
Still waiting........................................................................
Last edited by Sionnach Glic on Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: That string of "..."'s was a major nuisance.
Reason: That string of "..."'s was a major nuisance.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Ow, my page formatting!
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Got your attention though, didn't it???? 
Now, where is Insurrection?????????
Now, where is Insurrection?????????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Lounging around MS Word at the moment.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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is waiting............... 
Will it never come????They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Of course it's coming. 
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Sionnach Glic
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Oh, and I got rid of that string of full-stops that was fucking with the page formating.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Reliant121
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i would dance in celebration.
but i dont feel like it.
-launches fireworks-
there you go. Indulging pyrotechnic fancies.
but i dont feel like it.
-launches fireworks-
there you go. Indulging pyrotechnic fancies.
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Sionnach Glic
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Mmmm, pyrotastic.....
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!
Jeopardy theme song, over and over and...
No trees were killed in transmission of this message. However, some electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
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"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Sionnach Glic
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Right, I've (finaly) gotten this finished. It turned out to be fairly long, so be warned. I also don't think it's as funny as my Nemesis script, mainly because I'd forgotten just how much nothingness happens in this film.
Anyway, read on:
Star Trek: Insurrection
Now with humour
Had you all fooled there, didn't I?
Anyway, read on:
Star Trek: Insurrection
Now with humour
Had you all fooled there, didn't I?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Reliant121
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YOU UTTER BASTARD!!!