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Chromedome Yup, drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster really was like being hit on the back of the head with a thin slice of lemon wrapped round a gold brick.

Special Mention

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Miss Marple Aaaaa-chooo!!!
Frankie Chestnuts In this episode, Troi loses her empathic abilities as well as control of her bowels.
Frankie Chestnuts On Betazed, “Imzadi” is roughly translated as “Doofus”. The name works for both Riker and Troi.
Captain 8472 Epic sneeze in 3… 2… 1…
Chromedome Doing a good job around here is like wetting yourself in a dark uniform. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices.
Horta not Vorta Reaction to the Vulcan Death Fart.
Frankie Chestnuts Trio: “Duuuuude!! Happiness comes in waves. Big, gnarly ones.“
Data: “Counselor?”
Chromedome It's Easter - and Troi discovers the wonders of Cadbury's Creme Eggs.
=NoPoet= How we all feel while watching "Q Who" or "The Best of Both Worlds"
=NoPoet= Me whenever anything I post on social media finally gets a like.
Captain 8472 Troi is in denial regarding her chocolate allergy.
Captain 8472 Deanna some how initiated a mind meld with her dessert.
N'tran DS 12 After Lwaxana has been talking for three hours nonstop......
Frankie Chestnuts Riker:
“Never gonna beam you up
Never gonna phase you down
Never gonna run around, Imzadi
I’m gonna make you cry
I’m gonna say goodbye
All I really want is your body”

Once again, Troi has been Will-Rolled!
Horta not Vorta O face?
Miss Marple Props face:
Your face while voting, and you realize that you just read the winning caption... and it was't yours... and you HAVE TO vote for it anyway, because props.
The Geek Remember: when in doubt, Shanter it.
The Geek Driver's license photos, they never come out looking good, amirite?
Chromedome (offscreen) "Waitress! I'll have what she's having!"
Chromedome She suddenly realised why the rest of the crew avoided the prawn curry at lunch ...
Captain 8472 The moment you realize Star Trek has Time Lords and Wesley Crusher is one of them.
Chromedome "Doctor, I need help. I'm obsessed with someone. It's causing problems with my work."
"Who is it? Riker?"
"No."
"Data?"
"No!!!"
"Who then?"
"It's ... Wesley."
"OMG, you are in need of help!"
Chromedome With a sigh of relief, Deanna realised that she did all her best thinking on the toilet.
Frankie Chestnuts With Mother’s Day approaching, Deanna is doing her best not to think about her mother.

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