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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | It is all fun and games until the Klingons arrive. Then it is all fun and games with blood shed. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Before becoming a fierce Klingon warrior, Kor worked children’s birthday parties as “Noodles the Clown” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “A Guardian once tried to test me… I ate his heart with some grapok sauce and a nice pruuuuune juice... Sss-sss-sss-sss.“ |
| Captain 8472 | Every time a Klingon smiles, Kirk gets a new girlfriend. |
| Miss Marple | … because I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Prior to his life as a Klingon Warrior, Kor had a short lived career as a Motivational Speaker for corporate sales meetings. . TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO SELL! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want you” Scotty: “Laddy, don't you think you should... rephrase that??” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want you” Scotty: “Are ya daft lad??” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kor: “I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want you” Scotty: “I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!” |
| McFortner | A job leading a massive horde of death dealing murder robots trying to eliminate Humanity? I'M IN! |
| Chromedome | Another failed Trek spinoff: A crime drama set on Qo'nos following a tough police detective called ... KORJAK! |
| SlartyBardFast | Excuse me, have you let the glory of Kahless into your heart yet? We should talk. |
| Bird of Prey | The best thing about gagh is how it keeps tickling you even when it's already in your stomach! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | As opposed to the Vulcans, who are very private about their mating practices, Klingons proudly proclaim their VARIED activities! |
| Chromedome | "I like big batleths and I cannot lie!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | … and so the monk says to the Ferengi: ‘If we didn’t want to go bowling, why did we bring the clone?’ . Thank you… Thank you… I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waiter. And try the veal… it’s the best in the Catskills. |
| Chromedome | "Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing! A bloodbath in the cause of vengeance! Who wouldn't want to come! Such is the DITL Caption Competition!" |
| Captain 8472 | “That is a disruptor in my pocket, and I am happy to see you.” |
| Chromedome | "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, I'm about to kill someone and I know I'll like it!" |
| Chromedome | "You mean it's Taco Tuesday?" |
| DBB | Vote Kor 2024. Honor, glory, and eating the heart of your enemies. |
| Chromedome | "Vote Kor! Make Qo'nos Great Again!" |
| Chromedome | "I never wanted to be a soldier, I wanted to be .... a LUMBERJACK!" |
| Mr. Worf | Kor proves Crest Whitening Strips still work in the 23th century. |
| Captain 8472 | The look on Rick Berman’s face when he was given control of the Star Trek franchise. |
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