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Bird of Prey Upon his reunion with the Klingons on K-7, Kirk was quite delighted to see that Cyrano Jones was STILL busy catching all those tribbles.

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Captain 8472 Question: what behind the scenes blooper caused two out of three actors to laugh?
MLCoolJ Kirk: Camelot!
Kang: Camelot!
Spock: It's only a model.
Miss Marple The famous basement scene, where they’re all laughing about other Trekkers living in their parents’ basements.
Miss Marple The exact moment Zachary Quinto decided “I really want to play Mr. Spock.”
Frankie Chestnuts Kang: "Look how ugly we used to look!"
Kirk: "I can't believe Klingons used to look so horrible... I mean you guys are hideous now... But even worse then."
Spock: "This will not end well."
Miss Marple If you look carefully, you’ll realize they are really laughing because Spock is holding the “live long and prosper” gesture up behind Kirk’s head.
Captain 8472 The 2263 Burning Man failed to entertain 1 out of 5 participants.
Cyrus Ramsay Kirk: "Hey, Kang, aren't you jealous that Discovery Klingons have two penises?"
Kang: "No, 'cos neither of them works."
Chromedome "Wow! Look at that! Isn't that impressive, Spock?"
"No, Captain. I am thinking of all the paperwork involved in the health & safety risk assessment that I will have to do now."
Captain 8472 Only one thing can bring Kirk and Kang together: cat videos!
Frankie Chestnuts Kang: “Aye”
Kirk: “Pee”
Spock: “Eh?”
Frankie Chestnuts Kang: "Hi, I'm a Mac"
Kirk: "...and I'm a PC."
Spock: "...and I'm a consultant here to tell you how bad you both are."
PegasusJF Spock is smiling on the inside.
Chromedome At the Christmas party, Chekov always got drunk and tried to photocopy his butt.
Chromedome Even centuries later, people were still laughing at screenings of "Boris Johnson - Lockdown Party Animal".
Bird of Prey Kang: "I'm not sure what your Lt. Uhura is doing there, but I really like it!"
Kirk: "She calls it a fan-dance!"
Chromedome "I love the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy! They show all the layers of a planet and then the last one is thin pink layer labelled 'Meringue'. It's great! Spock, analysis?"
"I do not believe that this is a serious documentary, Captain."
Chromedome "Hahaha! Non-Fungible Tokens! How gullible they were back in the 21st century!"
"Captain, are you mocking my Bored Klingon NFT?"
Captain 8472 It appears that not even Monty Python can make a Vulcan laugh.
Captain 8472 It appears the marijuana bonfire is working.
The Geek Kang: "Your Chief Engineer looks smashing in his utility kilt!"
Kirk: "Especially when he's drinking and dancing!"
Spock: "Thanks to my eidetic memory, I will never not fail to recall this moment."
The Geek Don't be fooled by the smiles. Scotty's famous 'Beam a Tribble into their trousers' prank can cause serious trouble. In this case, it inspired Kang to wage war on the Tribble homeworld. Many songs are still sung for that day.
Captain 8472 For the record, they are laughing at Spock’s dating profile.
Chromedome "Spock. Analysis."
"It's not that funny, Captain."

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