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| Name | Caption |
| Bodhi | "Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?" |
| Name | Caption |
| MLCoolJ | Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again? |
| MR. WORF | Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!! Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ?? |
| MR. WORF | Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait . Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!! |
| Miss Marple | Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando??? |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose." Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way." |
| MR. WORF | Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one . |
| MR. WORF | Major ; how did you get in here ?? Major Kira , I just came up from the basement . Sisko : What basement ??! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches. |
| MLCoolJ | Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl. O'Brien: Dammit! Not again! |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?" |
| mwhittington | Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!" Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?" Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags." |
| The Geek | Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions." Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!" |
| Ayni | Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big? Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major... Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth? |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?" Kira: "Transporter malfunction." |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations." Kira: "As you can see, I already have." |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?" Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..." |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small." |
| McFortner | Major, my eyes are up here. |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "I have to admit, when you called me to complain about a personell shortage, that was not what I expected." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira:: "Do you think you are intimidating when you sit on a higher chair during an interview?" Sisko: "Not at all... erm... What makes you think that? ...and why do you think you are qualified for second in command of this station?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sizsko: "YOU are a very small person." Kira: "...and YOU are a little,little man." |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko: "Major, did you ever notice that the floor is a bit uneven here?" |
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